7summits forum!

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Lame jokes  (Read 5802 times)

7summits

  • 7 down, 0 to go!
  • Administrator
  • 7Summiteer!
  • *******
  • Altitude: 3
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1152
  • Greetings from tha lowlands
    • The 7 summits pages
Lame jokes
« on: Feb 28 2004, 02:18 »

Well if we can post Silly links in the chitchat forum, we can alsdo place some lame jokes I guess.. ;)



Quote
A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"

Doctor replies, "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
Logged
"He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

Ron

  • Mountaineer
  • *****
  • Altitude: -1
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 354
  • Adapt,improvise and overcome!
Re:Lame jokes
« Reply #1 on: Feb 28 2004, 03:25 »

A guy comes in at the doctors office with a frog on his head.

"oke"the doctor says "what can i do for you"
 "Well" the frog says" there is something growing under my foot"
Logged

7summits

  • 7 down, 0 to go!
  • Administrator
  • 7Summiteer!
  • *******
  • Altitude: 3
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1152
  • Greetings from tha lowlands
    • The 7 summits pages
Re:Lame jokes
« Reply #2 on: Feb 28 2004, 03:55 »

 :P

a man comes to the doctor, doctor says: what's wrong?

' I don't know'  the man says, 'sometimes I feel like a VE25, the next minute I feel like like a Trango?!?'

'Relax, I know what's going on, you are 2 tents!


 :-X
(if you don't get it, read it out loud.  ;)
Logged
"He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.05 seconds with 23 queries.