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Well if we can post Silly links in the chitchat forum, we can alsdo place some lame jokes I guess..
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A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"
Doctor replies, "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
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A guy comes in at the doctors office with a frog on his head.
"oke"the doctor says "what can i do for you"
"Well" the frog says" there is something growing under my foot"
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a man comes to the doctor, doctor says: what's wrong?
' I don't know' the man says, 'sometimes I feel like a VE25, the next minute I feel like like a Trango?!?'
'Relax, I know what's going on, you are 2 tents!
(if you don't get it, read it out loud.
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