climbers..

[7summits]

2 climbers meet in a hut. One had a very new expensive looking ice axe. Asked the 2nd: "Wow cool, from where do you have this great ice axe ?"

1st: "I hiked on a trail thinking about my next summit, suddenly a very beautiful girl passed by carrying this ice axe, saw me, throwed away the ice axe and all of her clothing and yelled: Take what you want !"

2nd: "Good decision, I think the clothes were nearly sure not your size."

(thanks to Herbie)