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Mountally challenged => Quotes & Jokes & funny movies => Topic started by: 7summits on Apr 20 2002, 14:57

Title: Truth or dare
Post by: 7summits on Apr 20 2002, 14:57
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed, so he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.

At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3am and says, "Oh, MrHanky! It's so late, my wife's going to kill me! Have you got any talcum powder?"

She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands, then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is really pissed off. "Where the hell have you been?!"

"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah?" She grabs his hands, which are covered with white powder, and screams, "You liar! You went climbing again!"
Title: Re: Truth or dare
Post by: toxicfish on Aug 5 2006, 20:15
nice.