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Mountally challenged => Quotes & Jokes & funny movies => Topic started by: 7summits on Oct 31 2004, 15:29

Title: Blanket
Post by: 7summits on Oct 31 2004, 15:29
It's been a while since posted jokes, so here's a small one. More welcome!

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping room of a mountain hut. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea....let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Good", he replies. "Get your own damn blanket."